I had to go to the vet, a new vet. It was terrible. Three different people put their hands on me, their smelly hands. It took me all night to lick off the stench. Who knows where those hands have been? I mean, really.
And, they did the anal probe thing. What's that about? I thought only aliens did that. It was like I had been abducted by aliens.
But the new vet, Dr. Brennan, said that I was really handsome, which of course I am. And, he said that I was so well behaved, which I was. I didn't like it, don't get me wrong, but if Mom thinks it has to be done, she usually has a reason. I love my mom. But, it was traumatic. I wouldn't make eye contact when we left, but I'm not a pouter and I was so happy to get home.
They also made Mom gave me fluids, water under the skin. I guess that's OK. Mom did it and it made me feel better. After I got the ilk off me, I ran around the house with my tail up.