I love Mom and Dad, but they're old. Mom says "older" is a more polite way of putting it. But anyway, it takes them FOREVER to learn how to do anything on the puter. I can do anything, it's just my thumbs that are a problem, or my lack of thumbs. Thumbs come in really handy, and it's hard to make my finger pads hit individual keys on the keyboard,but anyway, I can do most anything. They don't realize that I can see what they're doing because I can download the photos from icloud. Just look at this.
I mean, I don't know why they want to be around all that water, but they didn't even invite me to go with them. They left while I was outside going to the kitty pan. Is that nice?
I mean, here they are in Freeport. IT'S AN ISLAND. It's not as bad as the time they went to Meowie, that's really an island. Col. Bert (he's dead now) showed me Meowie on the globe in the study. Now that's an island, out in the middle of nowhere. I thought they might never get back. Oh, Camille says that it's Maui instead of Meowie, but what does she know? Anyway, this is what they left me for.
I"m just here looking at the same old boring kitty video. I ask you, is this fair?