It's freezing here. This is me on the heating pad and wrapped in my electric blanket. I'm the only one in the house who has an electric blanket, but then again, I deserve it.
I also don't see why we had to buy a house with floors made of ice. Look at it, those white ice blocks are COLD. This is Bert. See, he's not even putting his butt on the floor because it's too cold. He's old. He thinks he's still head kitty, but he never helps out doing anything anymore. I have to do EVERYTHING. This is Camille, but we call her CB (Crazy Bitch). She looks sweet, right? She's not. She can get mad quicker than any woman cat I've ever met. And when she gets mad she goes for the eyes. Just tellin' you. Don't let the pretty face fool you. Well, that's it for me for today.