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Lil' Neal: She's crazy. I'm just saying...

It's me.  Lil' Neal.  Camille's always hated me.  I don't get it.  I'm so beautiful, so macho.  She never liked me from the beginning.  Just because I used to run up to her and bow up to show her my black leather jacket look.  She holds that against me.  Well, Mom says I used to jump her too, but I have no recollection of that.  Dad said that I once launched myself across the room to land on top of her, but I have no recollection of that either.  (I'm not stupid.  I've seen those tapes of Ronald Reagan.)  Anyway, that was a mean blogpost of Camille's.  I remember when she phoned the taxi.  She told me that they had kitty treats and toys in the taxi, but I wasn't buying it.  Like I said, I'm not stupid.  Besides Col. Bert was alive then and he shook his head at me behind Camille's back.  I ran and hid.  She can be mean.  And when she says the whops me in the head, she means that she goes for my eyes.  That's what she does.  Bert and I used to go around with little red marks over our eyes all the time where she'd got us.  I"m just saying...she looks sweet...but...


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