It's me, Lil' Neal.
They are going to owe me so many walks when they get back. I'm bored out of my mind. Camille's no help. She';s never liked me, never. She tells me that they left with a dozen suitcases, and that they are going to be gone for six months, but I think she's lying to me. She does that, just to make me crazy. I'm making a scratch on the wall iin the laundry room for every day they are gone, just to keep track of the walks they owe me.
I mean, I can see from the photos coming in on icloud that it's pretty, but really. Is it that pretty? I'm just saying...we could die here. If they want to go skink hunting, they should have taken me. It's not fair. it's just not fair.