It has rained every day for months and the one day when I could have spent all afternoon outside, they chose to abandon me and go out to eat. It's not right. They didn't take me out to eat.
Then, to add insult to injury, they came home and put this really stupid Hawaiian shirt on me. You have no idea the degradation I suffer at the hands of the people who love me.
If you've never seen "The Sad Cat Diary" google it. You'll see what my people and I go through on a regular basis. I just hope none of the outside cats see me in this outfit.